25 English Mistakes That Are Embarrassingly Funny

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AmyBrown
Oct 26, 2018 1:30 PM EDT

Compilation of the English language at its finest.

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  • 01
    Text - Omar Are men habla gated to pay for everything in a relationship? Jake Boy I thought you were speaking Spanish
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    Text - What is your attitude towards cannibals? like when you jump in the pool? hhahahhaa. ummm make a huge splah and ya win the competition Imfao.
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    Text - tayLORD. ErykahBaDont Sarah Chongalongadong When you can still smell his colon on your pillows even though he's not there >>>>> when you hug a guy and you smell his colon 1/7/14, 2:36 AM from Queens, NY 1/w04.525 AM @RichOrb I love when I can smell a guy's colon as he walks by 7/14/14, 10:13 AM jen abasedgin Stylish Sweetheart aKHAnYiSWEeTs after you hug a boy and you smell I smell like his colon now like his colon <33 11/12/14, 1:16 PM
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    Text - 3 mins looks can be this evening boy i tell ya Like Share Comment Be the first to like this Ca What Like Reply Just now
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    Skin - Dirty DIY @DIRTYDIYT anyways. i like my alphet last night DANK BAEMEOROO zander @finah i know you not trynna say outfi... just know you're not
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    Text - What school you went to You accepted Rayray's request. Why? You look for meal your I Look What? You look for meal your Huh? I Don't Know What A For Meal Your Is. You look like i no you damn U No Me?
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    Text - Hassan @hassanprg ihate grapes. they discuss me @sabirinnx @westafrikanman what they be sayin?
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  • 08
    Text - Don't y'all hate when teachers use to coffin skate your phone 2:39 PM 08 Dec 15 28 RETWEETS 8 LIKES
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  • 09
    Text - Bahram @PersianThotz i took these with my iphone x.camera quality so surreal it's like Leonardo Dicaprio painted them ruckin @ruckin not to be confused with award winning actor Leonardo DaVinci
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    Text - You minus well come back to te apartment. Jess Won't be here until 6 MM Minus well? Well I won't be getting there until she gets here MM You the know saying isn't "minus well"? What is the saying M Might as well
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    Text - I want my first born to be a mail child Keep us posted
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  • 12
    Text - Today 12:14 PM U awake boi Yes or no to hanging out today Today 1:22 PM I cant today, I have to finish some aarons Who is Aaron And why is there more than one Aaron Text Message
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    Hair - nstagram Liked by others today, the girls asked me for some "Farmer John cheese." realized after opening the fridge that they think that's the name for Parmesan cheese. PSA EVERYONE PARMESAN CHEESE IS NOW TO BE REFERRED TO AS "FARMER JOHN CHEESE." thx ttt REAMER
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    Text - Da Vinci Little Italian Res... a REVIEWS OVERVIEW PHOTOS 304 North Dr, Hopkinsville, KY 42240 VF7W+CP Hopkinsville, Kentucky Open Closes 8:00 PM (270) 874-2853 http://davincilittleitalian.com/ Suggest an edit uestions& answers Q: Do they have cowzones A: No, they are a strictly no cow zone (9 more answers) See all questions (5) Ask the community
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  • 15
    Text - U'll like her she's really smart. She's doing psychology at uni Oh really? Yeah she was cutting up brains and stuff. She's doing depression and silverside at the moment Depression and what? Silverside. Like when someone kills themself
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  • 16
    Text - Why y'all acting like the world just now gettin messed up? What about slavery? The hall of cost? Pick up a book
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    Text - a @samuraiting why a soon when you can just ask? 12:02 am 17 Oct 18 11 Retweets 47 Likes @Bronze Pharaoh 9h Replying to @samuraiting Assume* 1 a @samuraiting 9h you retarded
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  • 18
    Text - You can always come hold me till you leave, even though I'll be coma toast in like two seconds Coma toast hahaha ha That killed me haha Why hahaha Coma toast hahahahaha Did I spell it right Comatose OH GOD MY LIFE IS A LIE
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  • 19
    Text - TheBloggess @TheBloggess Very frustrated lady next to me at Gamestop: "My son Kevin wants Fork Knife for his birthday but no place has it in stock." me: I think it's Fortnite. Her: No. It's definitely Fork Knife. Sorry Kevin. I tried 10:42 AM -May 1, 2018 6,796 people are talking about this 32.4K
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  • 20
    Text - Ahhaha my parents are prob gunna buy flaming young and a cake Wat the fuck is flaming young? Please dont tell me u mean filet mignon Delivorod
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  • 21
    Handwriting - iApril Har Lincan weeks at winter
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  • 22
    Text - Following Does any body else hate it when they get Day Jaw Food? It's really irritateing to me. 4:20 PM 7 Jul 2018
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  • 23
    Snout - uckin hippocrips Fuckin hippocrips S/15, 10.24 AM 5/15, 10:24 AM t7 hippocrips 24 AM
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  • 24
    Text - nah I'm only 16 but my back aches like 80 year old with Arthur write this
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  • 25
    Text - Noah fence but you have no hum
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